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moonchild

♥love.24.energy.flesh.bones.
lover.friend.daughter.sister.jewelry designer.
student of life.creative.writer.cancer.
native new yorker.residing in new jersey.






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      Funny Ass Survery..thanks Kyle!
    FORTY QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY

    1. Do you know anyone in Prison?
    My brother.

    2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
    Boyfriend...?

    3. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly?
    When I was starving about...5 minutes ago.

    5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
    No, and if I did I don't remember.

    6. Name someone you miss.
    Um...no comment.

    7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
    Hell no.

    8. Who loves you?
    Everyone I hope.

    9. Do you throw up gang signs?
    Unfortunately.

    10. Have you ever broken a rib?
    No.

    11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
    Girl, but I'd trade my insides...for obvious reasons. Fuck the cycle! REBEL!

    12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
    Some skank..let's not talk about her.

    13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
    Um..love because I know he's gonna be rich.

    14. Have you ever had sex in church?
    Last time I was in church, I was 14..think about it.

    15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
    Boyfriend...?

    16. Do you watch the Grammy’s?
    Oh you mean the Freebies. Yes, I do...Don't ask why, because I don't know anymore.

    17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
    Yes..Illegal alien catching would be tight.

    18. How would you describe your relationship?
    With myself?...Pretty fulfilling.

    19. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger than you or older?
    OLDER! OK! NEXT -->

    20. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
    Yeah, right. Me & Food run this bitch. Period.

    21. Do you have a porn collection?
    I wish.

    22. How many proms have you been to in your life?
    Sigh, One. Thanks for making me hate myself right now.

    23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship?
    Yes..shit is better when it's mixed- always.

    24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
    Yes, on SHANNON'S DAY OF BIRTH. Only I get the day off though.

    25. Are you old enough to vote?
    Yes.

    26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now?
    Um..they ain't really my friends...so NO.

    27. Are you a vegetarian?
    Fuck no. Fuck PETA. Give me anything that grazes. Minus the African animals, horses, and goats.

    28. Do you worry about global warming?
    Yes, I wonder when the fuck is it going to get warm HERE!

    29. Do you like polar bears?
    YES! They're fluffy.

    31. What kind of birth control do you use?
    Ugly guys.

    32. What slang word do you call marijuana?
    Foo Foo

    33. Are you an atheist?
    No..

    34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
    I don't really comment on my virginity- this thing is public and some people won't be able to handle the truth. ROTF. sigh

    35. Do or did your childhood dreams come true?
    Yes, I finally saw a crazy talentless bitch beat a car with an umbrella!!! <3 CRAZY SPEARS!

    36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
    I don't share clothes bitch! I got my own!

    37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
    They're runnin' on my men.

    38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?
    CITY bTCH!

    39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
    LOWer. 2000.

    40. Do you floss daily?
    No the little people in my mouth clean my teeth for me.


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