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      So back to what I was saying this morning..
    So I watched "Unfaithul" at 3:30 this morning and that movie is crazy as hell. Now if you haven't seen it and want to (it's kinda old so....your fault) get ready for a summary (mainly the sexy and crazy parts).

    Alright so Diane Lane is Constance and she's married to Richard Gere...I don't know his name I forogt..but they have a kid together. I think they said they were married for 11 years. But anyways, Constance isn't happy. Her husband owns an armored truck company and she's an auctioneer once in a while (she ain't never at her job) and her husband usually works late. Their sons 9th birthday is coming up and Constance goes into New York City for the day to buy party supplies etc and it just happens to be a very windy day, like knock over a grown woman winds. She's walking down the street in SoHo with her groceries, trying to catch a cab (how convenient none of the EMPTY taxis stop for her) and the wind knocks her into this foreign sexy ass man carrying books. She knocks him over, falls on him, all his books blow all over the city street and her party supplies are down in the Upper East Side by the time she realizes her groceries are all blown away. She cuts her knee in the fall and the sexy man happens to live right there and tells her to wait, that he'll get her a band-aid. Or, she can go up with him and clean it off herself.

    She goes up.

    Which leads to her finding out he's a smart, sexy foreigner, with a fine ass accent named Paul. She knows what she's capable of doing so she leaves after she cleans her knee. & basically she feels the need to go back. The first time she goes back she stays for like...3 minutes and leaves. The second time, she brings muffins and he asks her to dance to some African music and lord knows she is done. I would be...
    But she realizes what she's doing is wrong and jets out the place. Half a second later, she is back in the apartment saying she forgot her coat- Not. She quickly grabs Paul and he carries her to his bed and does all this amazing shit that drives her crazy in the head and she's in between being turned on and completely upset. It's so weird. And dumb bitch, she stops him and says they don't know what theyre doing. Then this is the BEST fucking part...he tells her to HIT him. Hit me...HIT ME! he says. Ah..I could only imagine if I was in that much heat and distress...and a man told me to just get it out by hitting him? The hell..where is MY Paul?!

    Anywho- she slaps and punches the shit out of him..bites him..blah blah..and they do their deed. HOTTTT. Then she is on the train home, half crying, half laughin (this bitch is so weird, I'm telling you) remembering what they were doing in his bed. Then after her daydream, she goes in the train bathroom and throws away her underwear.

    -dead-

    Ahh hahaha. So yeah, she starts lying to her husband saying she was at auctions trying to get his friends to buy stuff (LIE! & he starts suspecting after he asks his friend about it) and she tells him she has spa appointments etc. He catches her and shit by calling up the places and checking for her appointments. But in the meantime she's buying sexy lingerie and dressing real nice to go see Paul. One incident shes on her way to his apartment and runs into her friends and they make her go get coffee with them. She goes and calls him at the cafe and tells him to wait for her. Well! Men are impatient. He shows up and they get it done in the bathroom. CRAZY! Then she goes to his place after coffee and they do it again.. :faints:

    The next couple days go by, her husband hires a private investigator to follow her and take pictures blah blah. he follows them to some movie theater. Inside, the movie theater is EMPTY..how convenient...and they screw right in the center seat...omg..
    They come out the movie and the guy takes pictures of them from behind a pole, POW! BUSTED! Her husband finds out, and by this time, Constance is feeling guilty and wants to end i all.

    She goes to his place to tell him and he gets mad, she gets mad they fight in the hall...and he throws her against the wall and they rip each others clothes off and do it for the last time.
    How hott is that??

    So as shes leaving, her husband is outside the apartment, because he wants to confront Paul about Constance. He finally gets in the building and goes into Pauls apartment they start talking..basically, he goes crazy in the head after he finds out Constance gave Paul a snow globe that he gave her as a present (the family collects snow globes from different vacations theyve had) and he takes the snow globes and cracks him in the head with it. Paul is dead.

    Then he wraps him up in a rug, cleans the blood and throws his body in a dump. Cops never know he did it, but Constance finds out when she finds the snowglobe she gave Paul back in the living room.

    They agree to try and get through it all and they end up forgiving each other and live happily ever after. But shit, that movie is so crazy. lmao.

    Anyways I wanna show you guys the new BAG my mom got me for Valentine's Day!


    WHEN I GET BACK FROM CLASS....


    Song: U Make Me - Macy Gray feat. Floetry


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