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      "Single Ladies" SNATCHIN' MINDS...
    ..ONE BOOTY SHAKE AT A TIME.

    Beyonce is OFFICIAL.



    Anywho -- after all that wiggling, jiggling, and wig snatchin' that Beyonce/Sasha is displaying, I want to touch upon a topic that will have all you beautiful single ladies out there snatchin' hair pieces yourself. No matter where you are. Snatchin' at the mall, the grocery store, the nail salon, the car wash, the DMV, prison, etc. I mean really, putting Kim Jo's Hair Minagerie out of business! Making them asian seamstresses start searchin' for jobs at the dry cleaners, once again.

    Don't you love seeing an ex or someone you used to talk to -- but his ass never seemed "interested" and it never worked out -- months later, looking YOUR BEST, FEELING FRESH, SMELLING GEWD, WALKING WITH THAT EXTRA SWITCH?

    If you don't, then leave my blog right now -- alien.

    Anywho, that is like...the greatest. Like Beyonce states in the song, "If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it"..or in most cases, made a move and expressed yourself instead of acting like a [bscott] monkey doodle fool[/bscott]. I mean REALLY ladies, do we REALLY have time to waste on these young boys who stay trying to play games like they are really THAT CUTE?

    Sorry, but no matter how I much I liked any of my exes, to this day, they wouldn't be worth a second or two of my time if they came to me today and said they still feel some type of way. And doesn't it seem that they always tries to get up in your business because they did their "ex investigations" and discovered you just might be seeing someone new.

    Honey, PLEASE! You mad someone can do it better? That someone is possibly more intelligent and more confident in themselves that you are? That you ain't shit to me anymore!?

    Sorry, I need to learn to stop snatchin'. That last comment was too fierce for some.

    The point is, guys are so clueless. It's so funny that they think their game is so, so, soooo on point that they forget that most of us know every move they're making. We just wait and see if they, maybe, just possibly, can be man enough to grow up and get a grip. I mean, it almost always ends up, when we get a new man or a new interest -- they get MAD. And if they don't admit it, honey, they are in DENIAL. Every man gets twisted about the fact that their ex girlfriend has moved on -- even if he is with someone else. Always.

    Let me clear the air though, before some of you men get mad (which you shouldn't be if you grown and smart enough to not get caught up in these situations) ((and if you feelin' some type of way reading this; experiencing hot sweats, increased heart rate, rising blood pressure, and memories of intimate scenes and times of laughter and lotion and flowers and candles are flowing through your mind, you need to calm the fuck down, forreal.)) females are guilty of acting like this too. And fellas, if you have one -- ignore her ass. If you ended mutally, it shouldn't be a big deal and that hoe is just greedy; or she needs to get over it. Just like most dudes who feel this way. GET OVER IT. She did not want you, go to bed! Turn over on the cold side of the pillow, and go to sleep. I find that guys act like this more with females because of the whole testosterone thing and their idea of their ex being their property and if she's with someone new, it's an insult to his manhood. Well shit, my dude -- work on THAT. OK? She is going to do her, no matter what you think.

    EVEN if you two still talk -- that don't mean shit. An excuse like, "Oh I was just talking with her online the other day -- I can't believe she with another dude and she didn't tell me and had the nerve to still talk to me." Say what? No. You lose. Move on and get over it. You look real stupid. If any of you say this to me, you're getting the Apollo "Get off the damn stage" boot. Really.

    Ugh. Sorry asses.

    That's all.

    "Actin' up, drank in my cup..
    I could careless whatcha think!
    I need no permission,
    Did I mention?
    Don't pay him any attention!
    Cause you had your turn,
    and now ya gon' learn
    What it really feels like to miss me!"


    Thank you Beyonce.


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