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moonchild
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I mean, I guess it's cool to have a box of pregnancy tests in your medicine cabinet, next to the Clean & Clear and bottle of Advil...maybe some Q-Tips on the shelf above it, next to the band-aids. I mean -- if you're really having that much unprotected sex... No, really though, you should be SLAPPED if you really keep a box of pregnancy tests like it's aspirin. If you're married and trying and trying for a mini-you, then fine -- this isn't about you. It's about hoes like Solange making music videos about having unprotected sex, enough to store some First Response in the bathroom. Just incase? I think not. The video is hot though. Cute that at the end she has that picture of her and Daniel and writes how, "She's in love now". Good message, but not a good look. Sorry. Whatever -- who am I to judge? So, on some "Where have I been since that dumb post about the Cadillac Records trailer?" No where really. Still full speed with the family OVERLOAD. Out to dinner, over my aunts house FOR dinner, dinner at MY house, out being cool, sleeping, working, being diva. Y'know how IT is. I am going to be SO fat by next week -- really, I am. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, (a couple more days) and I been eating so much because of ALL this family time. All we do is eat. We have no other hobbies together but eating. Wake up, my grandparents have BREAKFAST ready -- and I never eat breakfast. It's something about it that the little man in my stomach HATES. He is just not a morning person -- so if any morsel of food drops in before 11AM, he starts wrecking havoc on my life. Punching, kicking, slapping, stabbing, and throwing grenades all around. In other words, it's not a good feeling. But I've been eating and he's been...alright so far. Then we eat LUNCH -- like, a FULL lunch. Sandwich, chips or whatever they can find to make as a side, soup or whatever, and a drink. Then a snack, they ALWAYS have to have a snack before dinner. The DINNER -- and my mother usually, always, goes all out for dinner anyways because that's our meal (we're still one of the very few families that sits together at dinner, every night). So, there's dinner -- and now DESSERT. We never have dessert. But my grandparents have to have dessert. Oh my GOD. So much foooooooooooood. Ugh. lol. I don't even want to imagine what the table will look like at Thanksgiving when all 20-something people are here in my house, hungry. It's going to be a sight and the little man in my stomach better be ready. He has his work cut out for him. True story. Maybe I'll post some pictures -- til' then...I'm starving myself until Thursday. K? |